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It's the dead of the offseason and very little of note is happening right at this moment. Now is the perfect time to examine how some folks found ODB over the past week. Wouldn't you agree?

Have you seen this man?
Have you seen this man?
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With just under two weeks left until Big 12 Media Days kick off, there isn't a whole lot happening right now. The World Cup is winding down, the various free agent markets in pro sports are fairly quiet (who cares about Melo or LeBron anyway?), and if you are a fan of either Texas baseball team, things are not particularly enjoyable for you at present. So, let's take a look at some of the search terms that brought people to ODB, shall we?

baseball draft is a joke

Well... okay. If it is, it's not a very funny one. It's forty rounds long, plus compensatory picks. If you're looking for the results of the 2014 MLB draft, you should probably check this site out. Apparently the Houston Astros didn't do such a great job with the first overall pick, at least according to Fank.

bzlre footboll

Weelcoom to Oour Deely Bzrs footboll weebsoot. Theer ar meeny interoosting orticolls to peroos. Eenjooy.

did portugal bear usa world cup

Of course not. No one outbears the USA, especially in the World Cup. Portuguese bears didn't stand a chance against USA bears. Especially when those bears serve as mounts to AR-15 toting Presidents. Suck it, Portugal.

Note: Also, Portugal did not beaT the USA in the World Cup. The US was seconds away from winning the match 2-1, but a last-second turnover and beautiful cross secured a draw for the Portuguese side. It was to no avail, however, as the US moved forward past the group stage anyway.

hawaii football blog

You've come to the wrong place, my friend. Sadly there's not much help I can provide you, either. SB Nation does not appear to have a blog dedicated to the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors. But if you're an enterprising fellow, you should start one! The good folks at SB Nation will be happy to help you make this happen.

how do i order a baylor bear bowling ball

Step 1: Get your favorite Baylor Bear image.
Step 2: Go to ontheballbowling.com
Step 3: ??? (really though, just follow the instructions on the site)
Step 4: Profit.

ODB SWAG RELATED SIDENOTE: We totally need a bowling ball with the ODB logo on it. That would be so incredibly cool and nobody would ever buy one.

texas a&m football recruiting news

You, my friend, have come to the right place! BREAKING NEWS: ALL of Texas A&M's football recruits are decommitting from Texas A&M and have announced their commitments to Baylor University. Also, all current Texas A&M players have announced their transfers away from Texas A&M. Sorry, Aggy.

texas school uniform nude teens pics

NO. How did this even bring you here? Creep.

trench warfare not blocked by school

There is so much to unpack here I don't know where to begin. First of all, I'm conflicted. Should I be happy that trench warfare has not been blocked by school, or should I feel sad? There are multiple ways of looking at this. Blocking trench warfare may limit exposure to harmful gas warfare, but it could also deprive us of essential cover in the event of invasion. Also, does it open up the potential for blitzkrieg-type attacks? What's more, what schools are blocking trench warfare? What's the public perception on trench warfare blocking? Do we want to limit public choice on their tactical warfare preferences? I just don't know what the right answers are, man. Is anyone an expert on school blocking trench warfare that can help us answer these important questions?

where did seastrunk go

The answer to this question all depends on your perspective. If you're looking for his high school, he went to Temple High School. He attended the University of Oregon for a year before transferring to Baylor, where he was a breakout star during the second half of 2012. After last year, he declared for the NFL draft and was drafted by the Washington Redskins. If, however, you're wondering where did he go for dinner last night, or where did he go for his haircut, I can't help you. I'm sorry about that.

why is there no rain in el paso tx

Probably because the city sits in the northern portion of the Chihuahuan Desert. But it's not entirely accurate to say that there's no rain in El Paso, since the city averages 9.7" of rain per year. Also, rejoice! The rainy season is upon you; it lasts from July to September.

www.mydailybears.com

Some poor soul thought he could corner the market on Daily Bears. I'm sorry, friend, but you cannot. They cannot be owned by just one person. Daily Bears belong to all of us, not just one person. This is why we are Our Daily Bears. Which brings us to our final search term...

your baylor bears

Closer, but not quite. You're not as selfish as the previous searcher, and for that we are grateful. But, these Daily Bears are ours... Which mean they're yours, too. I hope that makes you feel better about things.