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Last week, we changed things up a bit by separating the tweets into groups for tweets related to Corey Coleman and tweets unrelated to Corey Coleman (as if any tweet is truly unrelated to Corey Coleman). This week, I'm consolidating things again.
But we're starting off with a pre-game tweet that was very provocative. Had the people going.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
— Shawn oakman (@PA2BU) October 3, 2015
That tweet spawned this from ESPN.com:
Hey @ChantelJennings I combined Edgar Allan Poe poetry and college football. This literary stuff is paying off. http://t.co/C4GrvATk42
— Jeremy Willis (@I_Jeremy) October 3, 2015
Which went WAY deeper into Oakman's tweet than I ever thought possible.
Doesn't matter. Everything the light touches is Corey Coleman's domain. https://t.co/iKN1tYzNbu
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) October 3, 2015
This tweet came after Corey's first TD, which prompted me to say that it was his world and we're all just living in it.
"Baylor is usually sound ... they don't make a lot of mistakes, get a lot of penalties ... " Uhhhh, this Baylor?
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) October 3, 2015
I included this one because it was such a weird moment in the broadcast. And about 10 minutes later, the same announcer contradicted himself completely by saying (truthfully) that we're the most penalized team in the nation. Or at least we were. I haven't checked since this game.
Baylor has 427 yards and 42 points in the first half... on just 33 plays.
— Chris B. Brown (@smartfootball) October 3, 2015
Things were going well, for sure.
Baylor plays at Kansas next week. Start evacuating the women and children from Lawrence ASAP.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 3, 2015
I can pretty much guarantee that will be an 11 AM kickoff. It's probably better that way to limit the crowds.
Seth Russell might be one of the smoothest runners I've ever seen. He runs like he should be wearing a suit and tie.
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) October 3, 2015
I stand by this. He strolls like his name is Gatsby.
Baylor WR Corey Coleman went for a high-five that clearly wasn't gonna land. https://t.co/y4iMTa4SqV
— ESPN CollegeFootball (@ESPNCFB) October 3, 2015
You so silly, Coco.
@edsbs He just loads the gun and then spins the cylinder. Your fate is your own, friend.
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) October 3, 2015
BU drive chart: TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN PUNT TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN TOUCHDOWN INT (that cost Tech field position) TOUCHDOWN
— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 3, 2015
Best believe the @piesmantrophy committee is keeping an eye on Baylor's LaQuan McGowan. http://t.co/fFpFrF12yM https://t.co/HmWPWx8fFH
— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 3, 2015
Stidham time #HIHATERS
— Troy Baker (@T_Baker75) October 3, 2015
As it turned out, it was not yet Stidham Time. But it would be shortly thereafter.
Loving it @Baylor #SicEmBears
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) October 3, 2015
Baylor WR Corey Coleman now has 11 TDs on 25 receptions, a.k.a EA Sports NCAA Football '09 numbers.
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 3, 2015
Was 2009 a particularly good vintage?
That's Corey Coleman's third straight game with 3+ touchdowns receiving for @BUFootball. Can we talk about Heisman candidacy? #SicTech
— BaylorProud (@BaylorProud) October 3, 2015
People outside the Big 12 who don't get to see Baylor play on regular basis just don't understand how fast Bears are. Tremendous team speed.
— Kevin Flaherty (@KFlaherty247) October 3, 2015
Baylor's Terence Williams @Twilliams22_bu with the final nail in 63-35 win pic.twitter.com/D8cq8AnxNJ
— Brian Ethridge (@TruthOrBear247) October 3, 2015
HIT THAT TRUCK STICK.
No. 4 Baylor impressive on offense, defense in routing Texas Tech http://t.co/SdAeJMx7iM via @PaulMyerberg
— The Football Four (@TheFootballFour) October 3, 2015
Briles on the BU-TT rivalry: "It's an insane game. ... If you have any hair, it's blowing in the wind. You're screaming the whole time."
— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 3, 2015
In the last 10 seasons, the only teams with 250+ points through the first 4 games is 2013 Baylor and 2015 Baylor. pic.twitter.com/GfqjcEqKHg
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) October 3, 2015
"That's the best group of wide receivers I have ever coached against." - TTU coach Kliff Kingsbury on #WRU
— Baylor Football (@BUFootball) October 3, 2015
He's not wrong.
Our home away from home. #SicEm pic.twitter.com/Vxmtayj6ft
— Baylor Football (@BUFootball) October 4, 2015
In case you missed the Baylor game, here's all you need to know. #TTUvsBAY https://t.co/Y7lAyAwR5a
— ESPN CollegeFootball (@ESPNCFB) October 4, 2015
That Vine really explores the space of a Vine. Great usage.
Lone Star supremacy. pic.twitter.com/XonsZPWYN7
— Baylor Football (@BUFootball) October 4, 2015
I don't actually have that many from the game itself, but I can't change the Twitters. I'll leave you with this.
BUTT Bowl champions! pic.twitter.com/gnZFBh3vi2
— nick pants (@nick_pants) October 3, 2015
Have a good night, everybody!