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This isn't official by any means, but it's the best I can do on short notice.
OFFENSE |
FIRST TEAM | SECOND TEAM | ||
QB | 17 | Seth Russell (SO) | 13 60 |
Chris Johnson (RS-FR) OR LaQuan McGowan (JR) |
RB | 32 | Rashodrick Linwood (SO) | 31 |
SALSA NACHO OR You guessed it, Frank Stalone. |
UB | 2 |
Johnny Jefferson (RS-FR) |
07 | Mr. Snuffles (Armstead's cat) |
WR | 16 | Davion Hall (FR) | 80 AD |
Gosh Jordon* OR Ian McCaw |
IR | 9 | K.D. Cannon (FR) | 18 |
Chris Platt OR Chris Pratt? |
IR | 7 |
Lynx Hawthorne (SO) |
Big Bigger |
The bear from Briles' office OR LaQuan McGowan (JR) |
WR | 4 |
Jay Lee (JR) |
12 | Quan Jones (RS-Fr) |
TE |
18 |
Tre'Von Armstead (SO) |
20 60 |
Gus Penning (JR) OR LaQuan McGowan (JR) |
LT | 58 | Spencer Drango (JR) | 69 |
Pat Colbert (JR) |
LG | 73 60 |
Blake Muir (JR) LaQuan McGowan (JR) |
60 60 |
LaQuan McGowan (JR) OR LaQuan McGowan (JR) |
C | 55 |
Kyle Fuller (SO) | 62 |
Tyler Edwards (SR) |
RG | 67 | Desmine Hilliard (JR) | 61 |
Jarell Broxton (JR) |
RT | 75 |
Troy Baker (SR) |
76 |
Jason Osei (SO) |
Don't laugh, you guys. McCaw has serious quick, and he's lanky. We already know he's an asset in the red zone from the the stadium construction, too. Also, that bear from Briles' office is pretty big. I bet he'd start at tackle for Texas right now before getting kicked out for not being human. Or alive. Really, I'm just excited to see what a second team full of LaQuan McGowans can do. Give him the chance to actually throw the ball legally, he might surprise you. Case McCoy held that job down in Austin for years, so how hard could it be?
*We're going to need to shut down the Taco Bell near campus for a few weeks. Don't say why. Contact the health inspector.
NOTE: The starters are actually who I expect the starters to be against Northwestern State.