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Don’t even try to tell me that you don’t have 19 minutes to watch this. Don’t even start. You spent more than 19 minutes on your phone in the bathroom today and could easily do it again. It’s 19 minutes. If you want me to believe you didn’t do that, post your screentime page or whatever the Android equivalent is in the comments. I might still not believe you and call you a liar, but maybe not.
Is it obvious that I’m trying really hard to get to 150 words here because that’s the weird, arbitrary line you have to cross for SEO purposes/Google News/whatever on posts or articles? Probably. It is what it is. But we’re getting close, so we don’t have to go through this much longer.
Nineteen minutes. Nineteen. Watch the Bears beat Iowa State again in your browser, on your Youtube app, etc. Watch it, love it. That’s 153.