So just catching up on the Gary Patterson/Art Briles drama and all I have to say is that this all sounds Petty. Pun intended.

— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) December 2, 2013

@tedvid He's done it before. Can't say I was Shock-ed. Eh?

— st. nick pants (@nick_pants) December 2, 2013

@nick_pants @tedvid I wouldn't expect any less of GP, Norwood I expect any more.

— Brad Brown (@zoocat) December 2, 2013

@nick_pants @zoocat this conversation certainly isn't Lackey puns.

— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) December 2, 2013

@tedvid @nick_pants we may have sprinkled a Dash of weak humor in here, for sure. Hope I didn't leave you Chafin.

— Brad Brown (@zoocat) December 2, 2013

@zoocat @nick_pants ahhhh the Chery on top of this conversation.

— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) December 2, 2013

@tedvid @nick_pants yeah, I'm pretty Fuller of these now.

— Brad Brown (@zoocat) December 2, 2013

@zoocat @tedvid @nick_pants you guys are so Masumbuko. Wait, am I doing this right?

— David Fankhauser (@dfank_BU) December 2, 2013

@dfank_BU @tedvid @nick_pants kinda put a Holl in the thread there, buddy.

— Brad Brown (@zoocat) December 2, 2013

@zoocat @dfank_BU @nick_pants ahhhh come on, that was Goodson.

— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) December 2, 2013

@tedvid @dfank_BU @nick_pants sorry, I may have been a little Coleman. It was Goodley.

— Brad Brown (@zoocat) December 2, 2013

@zoocat @dfank_BU @nick_pants this conversation is a work of Art.

— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) December 2, 2013

@dfank_BU @zoocat @tedvid @nick_pants pun threads make me so angry. Need to go Beau off some steam.

— Matt Wilson (@mattisbear) December 2, 2013

@mattisbear @zoocat @tedvid @nick_pants you Ahmad bro?

— David Fankhauser (@dfank_BU) December 2, 2013

@dfank_BU @zoocat @tedvid @nick_pants get this pun ish outta here

— Matt Wilson (@mattisbear) December 2, 2013

@mattisbear @dfank_BU @zoocat @tedvid @nick_pants Don't Heslip on your way out.

— Der Baylor Bär (@DerBaylorBaer) December 2, 2013

@zoocat @DerBaylorBaer @mattisbear @dfank_BU @tedvid @nick_pants way too late, y'all. I'll Gathers my things and leave you alone.

— Wesley Dunlap (@JWesleyDunlap) December 2, 2013