You may know him as Spencer Roth, the best punter in the US of A, or you may know him as "The Leg," but either way, it's obvious that this guy has a leg and knows how to use it. Punters and kickers do a whole lotta work on special teams (I should know...I'm a Cowboys Complainer/Fan...I will never forget Garrett icing his OWN kicker a few years back. Dear sweet Lord that made me so mad.) but the weirdest part about Baylor last season? We've barely used this guy! Isn't that a horrific irony to be so good at scoring TDs that you rarely use a fantastic punter? Without further ado, I present....
16 Reasons Spencer Roth Is Criminally Underrated
1. He's had horrific baking errors.
Used the paprika instead of cinnamon...whoops
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) May 11, 2014
Absolutely horrifying.
2. He cuts to the chase.
No Woman, No Cry
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) May 6, 2014
3. He brings fabulous to the field.
Okay, okay, he's probably really bringing sexy back because he's the next Justin Timberlake.
4. He understands.
Craving sushi
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) April 24, 2014
Honest, he does.
5. He probably kicks higher than the Rockettes.
via pbs.twimg.com
(I'm still super impressed by that height. I don't think my legs do that and I skated and HAD to be flexible.)
6. He's a spring chicken.
April birthdays >
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) April 21, 2014
All about December, man.
7. He's already figured out Vegas.
Scared money don't make no money #Blackjack
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) April 19, 2014
8. ......................................................
Women drivers...smh.
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) April 17, 2014
....you clearly haven't met me. Dallas, y'all.
9. He knows this is the best feeling ever.
New strings on the acoustic today!
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) February 22, 2014
BUT ACTUALLY. (Unless you pop a string in the process...which is an equally painful good time.)
10. He's a poet....
If it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe. I'd been married long time ago.
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) January 15, 2014
.....but I think he knows it.
11. He done made it.
Having a highlight reel, even a mediocre one, is awesome. Amirite?
12. This happened.
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) December 26, 2013
13. THAT KICK THOUGH.
Be still my beating heart; that was a good one.
14. ....Yeah.
@BeauBlackshear ...... pic.twitter.com/vFqfgnM62Q
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) May 10, 2013
15. He's just like every other red-blooded American guy.
365 more days ladies and gents...the countdown starts. #VSFashionShow haha
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) December 11, 2013
16. He's had this pleasure.
About to have this food baby.
— Spencer Roth (@SpencerRoth36) November 27, 2013
Food babies are the best. Except when they're the worst.
Spencer,
We're grateful for twitter so we can learn more about you. Since you're not BBB or another player getting lots of media attention, we know basically nothing about you except that your leg does nigh unnatural things. (And your kicks are literally out of this world.) Keep the kicking game fabulous and NEVER USE THE PAPRIKA INSTEAD OF CINNAMON!
There's a poll attached, y'all.
#BangBangChainGang
--XOXO, KimboSmash
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