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14 Reasons Shawn Oakman is The Man

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

He's basically Baylor's version of the Mountain. Though he may not have a masochistic side, a little brother named The Hound, or any knowledge of Westeros, he's a giant. At 6'9" he's probably higher than The Wall, and bless any offensive player who tries to get around him. Also, bless anyone of average height who happens to turn around and walk into the wall that is Oakman.

Brace yourselves, Oakman is coming.

14 Reasons Shawn Oakman is The Man

1. He's literally a wall.

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via collegesportsblog.dallasnews.com

2. He looks like he's going to maul the o-line on the Fall Poster.

3. He's the modern equivalent of Aristotle.

4. He has a strong moral compass.

And I agree wholeheartedly.

5. He gets super hangry, just like you.

6. He hangers, part dos.

7. He's kind to his opponents.

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Look, he's just patting these guys on the head. "Sorry, boys, I know you want to get past me, but no can do."

8. This.

Possibly the best tweet ever.

9. He's more poetic than Lord Byron.

10. He gets how fantastic naps are.

11. LESS THAN 75 DAYS, Y'ALL!

12. He hangs with ya boy Bruiser like it's his job.

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13. Ladies...........

14. He understands our feels.

Oh, how much longer?

Oakman,

You da real MVP. Thanks for teaching us how to be a man, 60% of the time, all the time. Oh, and keep writing that poetry--it speaks to our souls.

#BangBangChainGang

--XOXO, KimboSmash

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