As many of you may wonder and so do I…why does Art Briles ALWAYS wear long sleeve shirts? This got me thinking and I believe that I have found the Top 8 (Why 8…Cause it’s my list) reasons why Art Briles wears long sleeve shirts...
#8 Art Briles has a Pin-up girl tattoo…and you don’t want to see what happens when he bends his elbow!
#7 Art Briles accidentally ordered 1000 long sleeve shirts instead of 10.
#6 Art Briles is actually a terminator sent back into time to conquer the Big12. During time travel his lower arms were badly damaged.
#5 Art Briles has ice running through his veins (not ice water…ice)…he gets kind of cold people.
#4 Art Briles is a very wise man! He doesn't want to get melanoma.
#3 Art Briles has to have a place to put "the thing" that is up his sleeve...think about it!
#2 Art Briles once blinded a baby with his shapely toned biceps. Mothers everywhere should be thanking him for covering them up!
#1 Art Briles is Art Briles and he can do whatever the HELL he wants!