Matt Does Twitter Ep. 2

MattisBear has a twitter account, and sometimes we wish he didn't.

My new commute to work is less of a drive and more of a crawl, so to pass the time, I don't pay attention to the road and I look at my phone. And I found something new on this fresh, crisp November morning.

Apparently, November is #NaNoWriMo, or National Novel Writing Month. The entire month of November, a bunch of people... I don't know, write novels or something.

That being said, the weird Twitter comedy crowd (and to some extent the sports community) got a hold of the Twitter hashtag and made it weird:

Well I was actually going to post some examples here, but none of them are SFW enough. Just go search on twitter for #NaNoWriMoOpeners and thank/blame me later.

I decided to take it in a different direction:

Twitter Assignment:

So now it is up to you! Tweet your best Baylor-related #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweet and copy/paste it below.

Mention me @MattisBear if you want a RT.

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